[faint sound of movement]

 Hmph, this is just idiotic. What type of party did my parents sign me up for this time? I don't even recall anything. I thought I was just at school...

[light fluttering, likely from the wings]

What's this...?

...Ridiculous. Is this some sort of special attire? Yes, have them all half-naked, that is sure to attract a crowd. Some sort of perverted fetish? The idiots are getting close to infecting the world now with their dungeons and such... And now they leave me alone in a room, with some artificial pair of wings on my back. 

...

Odd. I'm not familiar with this material. They are artificial, aren't they? ...Well of course they are! Real wings, the mere idea...

[sounds of slight struggling]

 ...I'm starting to get the feeling this isn't some third-rate party favor.